7.3
Episodes
8
S5E1 âĸ Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
First aired : ā§¨ā§Ē āĻ¸ā§āĻĒā§āĻā§āĻŽā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
6.7
S5E2 âĸ Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
First aired : ā§§ āĻ āĻā§āĻā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.5
S5E3 âĸ Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlieâs ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
First aired : ā§Ž āĻ āĻā§āĻā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.5
S5E4 âĸ City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
First aired : ā§§ā§Ģ āĻ āĻā§āĻā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.3
S5E5 âĸ Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
First aired : ā§¨ā§¨ āĻ āĻā§āĻā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7
S5E6 âĸ Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
First aired : ā§¨ā§¯ āĻ āĻā§āĻā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7
S5E7 âĸ Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
First aired : ā§Ģ āĻ¨āĻā§āĻŽā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.7
S5E8 âĸ Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a childrenâs song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
First aired : ā§§ā§¨ āĻ¨āĻā§āĻŽā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.6
S5E9 âĸ Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
First aired : ā§§ā§¯ āĻ¨āĻā§āĻŽā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.4
S5E10 âĸ Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
First aired : ā§¨ā§Ŧ āĻ¨āĻā§āĻŽā§āĻŦāĻ°, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§
7.4
S5E11 âĸ Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
First aired : ā§§ā§ āĻŽāĻžāĻ°ā§āĻ, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.4
S5E12 âĸ A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
First aired : ā§¨ā§Ē āĻŽāĻžāĻ°ā§āĻ, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.1
S5E13 âĸ The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
First aired : ā§Šā§§ āĻŽāĻžāĻ°ā§āĻ, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7
S5E14 âĸ Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
First aired : ā§§ā§Ē āĻāĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŋāĻ˛, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.2
S5E15 âĸ Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
First aired : ā§¨ā§§ āĻāĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŋāĻ˛, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.5
S5E16 âĸ Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
First aired : ā§¨ā§Ž āĻāĻĒā§āĻ°āĻŋāĻ˛, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.3
S5E17 âĸ Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
First aired : ā§Ģ āĻŽā§, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
6.9
S5E18 âĸ If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
First aired : ā§§ā§¨ āĻŽā§, ā§¨ā§Ļā§Ļā§Ž
7.1
S5E19 âĸ Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.