

Episodes

S7E1 • 818-jklpuzo
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
First aired : 21 September 2009

S7E2 • Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
First aired : 28 September 2009

S7E3 • Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
First aired : 5 October 2009

S7E4 • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
First aired : 12 October 2009

S7E5 • For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
First aired : 19 October 2009

S7E6 • Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
First aired : 2 November 2009

S7E7 • Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
First aired : 9 November 2009

S7E8 • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
First aired : 16 November 2009

S7E9 • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
First aired : 23 November 2009

S7E10 • That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
First aired : 7 December 2009

S7E11 • Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
First aired : 14 December 2009

S7E12 • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
First aired : 11 January 2010

S7E13 • Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
First aired : 18 January 2010

S7E14 • Crude and Uncalled For (1)
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
First aired : 1 February 2010

S7E15 • Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
First aired : 8 February 2010

S7E16 • Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
First aired : 1 March 2010

S7E17 • I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
First aired : 8 March 2010

S7E18 • Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
First aired : 22 March 2010

S7E19 • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
First aired : 12 April 2010

S7E20 • I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
First aired : 10 May 2010

S7E21 • Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
First aired : 17 May 2010

S7E22 • This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.