Two and a Half Men • Season 5 • Recomend

Episodes

S5E1 • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.

First aired : 24 September 2007

6.7

S5E2 • Media Room Slash Dungeon

Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.

First aired : 1 October 2007

7.5

S5E3 • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.

First aired : 8 October 2007

7.5

S5E4 • City of Great Racks

Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

First aired : 15 October 2007

7.3

S5E5 • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.

First aired : 22 October 2007

S5E6 • Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.

First aired : 29 October 2007

S5E7 • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.

First aired : 5 November 2007

7.7

S5E8 • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.

First aired : 12 November 2007

7.6

S5E9 • Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.

First aired : 19 November 2007

7.4

S5E10 • Kinda Like Necrophilia

Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.

First aired : 26 November 2007

7.4

S5E11 • Meander to Your Dander

When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.

First aired : 17 March 2008

7.4

S5E12 • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.

First aired : 24 March 2008

7.1

S5E13 • The Soil Is Moist

Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.

First aired : 31 March 2008

S5E14 • Winky-Dink Time

Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.

First aired : 14 April 2008

7.2

S5E15 • Rough Night in Hump Junction

Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.

First aired : 21 April 2008

7.5

S5E16 • Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.

First aired : 28 April 2008

7.3

S5E17 • Fish in a Drawer

CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.

First aired : 5 May 2008

6.9

S5E18 • If My Hole Could Talk

Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.

First aired : 12 May 2008

7.1

S5E19 • Waiting for the Right Snapper

When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.

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