7.3
Episodes
8
S5E1 β’ Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
First aired : 24 α‘αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
6.7
S5E2 β’ Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
First aired : 1 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
7.5
S5E3 β’ Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlieβs ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
First aired : 8 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
7.5
S5E4 β’ City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
First aired : 15 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
7.3
S5E5 β’ Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
First aired : 22 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
7
S5E6 β’ Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
First aired : 29 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2007
7
S5E7 β’ Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
First aired : 5 ααααααα α, 2007
7.7
S5E8 β’ Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a childrenβs song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
First aired : 12 ααααααα α, 2007
7.6
S5E9 β’ Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
First aired : 19 ααααααα α, 2007
7.4
S5E10 β’ Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
First aired : 26 ααααααα α, 2007
7.4
S5E11 β’ Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
First aired : 17 ααα α’α, 2008
7.4
S5E12 β’ A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
First aired : 24 ααα α’α, 2008
7.1
S5E13 β’ The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
First aired : 31 ααα α’α, 2008
7
S5E14 β’ Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
First aired : 14 ααα ααα, 2008
7.2
S5E15 β’ Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
First aired : 21 ααα ααα, 2008
7.5
S5E16 β’ Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
First aired : 28 ααα ααα, 2008
7.3
S5E17 β’ Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
First aired : 5 αααα‘α, 2008
6.9
S5E18 β’ If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
First aired : 12 αααα‘α, 2008
7.1
S5E19 β’ Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.