7.5
Episodes
7.3
S3E1 β’ Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.
First aired : 19 α‘αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.1
S3E2 β’ Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.
First aired : 26 α‘αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.3
S3E3 β’ Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.
First aired : 3 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.3
S3E4 β’ Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
First aired : 10 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.3
S3E5 β’ We Called It Mr. Pinky
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.
First aired : 17 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.7
S3E6 β’ Hi, Mr. Horned One
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
First aired : 24 αα₯α’ααααα α, 2005
7.2
S3E7 β’ Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
First aired : 7 ααααααα α, 2005
7.6
S3E8 β’ That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
First aired : 14 ααααααα α, 2005
7.2
S3E9 β’ Madame and Her Special Friend
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
First aired : 21 ααααααα α, 2005
7.2
S3E10 β’ Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
First aired : 28 ααααααα α, 2005
7.7
S3E11 β’ Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
First aired : 19 αααααααα α, 2005
7.3
S3E12 β’ That Special Tug
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
First aired : 9 αααααα α, 2006
7.4
S3E13 β’ Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
First aired : 23 αααααα α, 2006
8
S3E14 β’ Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
First aired : 6 ααααα αααα, 2006
7.8
S3E15 β’ My Tongue is Meat
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.
First aired : 27 ααααα αααα, 2006
8
S3E16 β’ Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.
First aired : 6 ααα α’α, 2006
7.4
S3E17 β’ The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.
First aired : 13 ααα α’α, 2006
7.2
S3E18 β’ The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.
First aired : 20 ααα α’α, 2006
7.6
S3E19 β’ Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.
First aired : 10 ααα ααα, 2006
7.9
S3E20 β’ Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
First aired : 24 ααα ααα, 2006
7.3
S3E21 β’ And the Plot Moistens
Jakeβs teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.
First aired : 1 αααα‘α, 2006
7.7
S3E22 β’ Just Once with Aunt Sophie
A girl from Jakeβs school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.
First aired : 8 αααα‘α, 2006
7.3
S3E23 β’ Arguments for the Quickie
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlieβs sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.
First aired : 15 αααα‘α, 2006
7.5
S3E24 β’ That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.