Episode 12
Season 3
7.5

Season 3

24 episodes

Episodes

Episode 1
7.3

S3E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.

First aired : Sebtembar 19, 2005

Episode 2
7.1

S3E2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

First aired : Sebtembar 26, 2005

Episode 3
7.3

S3E3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all.

First aired : Oktoobar 3, 2005

Episode 4
7.3

S3E4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them

First aired : Oktoobar 10, 2005

Episode 5
7.3

S3E5We Called It Mr. Pinky

Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake asks Charlie for advice about a girl at school.

First aired : Oktoobar 17, 2005

Episode 6
7.7

S3E6Hi, Mr. Horned One

Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

First aired : Oktoobar 24, 2005

Episode 7
7.2

S3E7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.

First aired : Noofeembar 7, 2005

Episode 8
7.6

S3E8That Voodoo That I Do Do

Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.

First aired : Noofeembar 14, 2005

Episode 9
7.2

S3E9Madame and Her Special Friend

One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

First aired : Noofeembar 21, 2005

Episode 10
7.2

S3E10Something Salted and Twisted

Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.

First aired : Noofeembar 28, 2005

Episode 11
7.7

S3E11Santa's Village of the Damned

Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.

First aired : Diseembar 19, 2005

Episode 12
7.3

S3E12That Special Tug

Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.

First aired : Janaayo 9, 2006

Episode 13
7.4

S3E13Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.

First aired : Janaayo 23, 2006

Episode 14
8

S3E14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.

First aired : Febraayo 6, 2006

Episode 15
7.8

S3E15My Tongue is Meat

Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back. When Mia finds out what he was doing, Charlie has to decide if he is truly in love with her or just whipped.

First aired : Febraayo 27, 2006

Episode 16
8

S3E16Ergo, the Booty Call

Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife. Rose tries to get her boyfriend to act more like Charlie.

First aired : Maarso 6, 2006

Episode 17
7.4

S3E17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The rest of his family tries to trick him into going. Rose is having relationship problems with Gordon and seeks help from Charlie.

First aired : Maarso 13, 2006

Episode 18
7.2

S3E18The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her. Meanwhile, Judith is after Alan because he is late in paying his alimony check.

First aired : Maarso 20, 2006

Episode 19
7.6

S3E19Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living. Charlie has lost his sense because of the dry-spell he is going through.

First aired : Abriil 10, 2006

Episode 20
7.9

S3E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.

First aired : Abriil 24, 2006

Episode 21
7.3

S3E21And the Plot Moistens

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

First aired : Maayo 1, 2006

Episode 22
7.7

S3E22Just Once with Aunt Sophie

A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice. Alan and Charlie get nostalgic and remember their first boy-girl party.

First aired : Maayo 8, 2006

Episode 23
7.3

S3E23Arguments for the Quickie

Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her. He goes to the see the performance and Mia explains that she wants some of Charlie’s sperm. Charlie responds by asking Mia for something.

First aired : Maayo 15, 2006

Episode 24
7.5

S3E24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other. They eventually decide on a small ceremony in Las Vegas.

First aired : Maayo 22, 2006